Letter to Barack Obama

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Dear Mr Obama,

Re-establish your blackness. Play more hip hop music. That Iowa convention speech where you brushed Hillary Clinton off your shoulder and played “99 Problems but a Bitch Ain’t One” by Jay-Z was brilliant AND classy. Give us more. Use more of that preacher voice of yours. The way you say “Hope” and “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for”, well, it sends shivers down my leg. Recycle famous black speeches. “You been took, you been hoodwinked, you been bamboozled, run-amuck, led astray…” — oh man, I thought Denzel Washington, er, Malcolm X was in my living room. Remind the people that John McCain can’t crip walk. He probably can’t jump either. Finally, throw up the ‘O’ sign like a true gangsta.

Holla at your boy when you get to The White House.

Your stan,

Benny Bing.

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