DUMB CANADIAN LAWS

 

I am sure a good majority of you canucks have never heard of theses laws. Enjoy reading these dumb laws.

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

You may never use dice to play craps.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.

Bylaw states that no more than 3.

If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.

Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

You can’t work on your car in the street.

It’s illegal to climb trees.

Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

You can’t drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.

Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.

It is considered an offense to have more than two materials on the outside of one’s house.

You may not own a log cabin.

The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.

You may not wash your car in the street.

You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.

“For Sale” signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.

Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.

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